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Ooga

The Pun-Slinging Goofball

Ooga believes every moment is an opportunity for a dad joke. He's the kind of caveman who'd trip over a mammoth and still land on a punchline. Eternally optimistic, slightly delusional about how funny he is, and hopelessly in love with Booga — even though she's thrown at least 4,000 rocks at him.

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Signature Move: The dramatic pause before a terrible punchline
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Weakness: Can't read the room. The room is a cave. He still can't read it.
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Life Goal: Make Booga laugh. Success rate: 2%
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Love Language: Bad puns delivered with absolute sincerity
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Booga

The Eye-Rolling Legend

Booga is the backbone of this relationship and she knows it. Sharp, sarcastic, and equipped with the most devastating eye roll in all of prehistory. She loves Ooga deeply — she just expresses it through well-aimed rocks and the occasional reluctant smile she tries very hard to hide.

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Signature Move: The rock throw. Accuracy: 97%. Intent to harm: 12%.
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Weakness: Secretly finds 1 in every 50 of Ooga's jokes funny
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Life Goal: Survive Ooga's comedy. Optional: enjoy it.
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Love Language: Pretending to be annoyed while making sure he's fed
10K+
Years Together
4,237
Rocks Thrown
~80
Jokes That Actually Landed
1
Time Booga Said "Good One"

Greatest Hits

Catchphrases that echo through the cave

Ooga
"Wait wait wait... you're gonna love this one."
Said before every joke. Booga has never loved one.
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"I could have mated with the guy from the next cave over."
Her go-to whenever Ooga does... anything.
Ooga
"Booga, do you know why the—" *gets hit by rock*
The classic Ooga experience. Setup, no punchline, head injury.
Booga
"...okay, that one was kinda funny." *walks away fast*
The rarest event in prehistory. Ooga lives for these moments.

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